September 19th, 2009

Historical Revisionism



I’m PEDANTIC. Yeah! I’m really pedantic! Specifically when it comes to inconsequential mistakes. Like, Sandra and I were talking for a bit between classes and she offhandedly mentioned something about The Borgias family using lead to poison their enemies? I think? But you know me, I have to go like “Nooooo, they used CANTERELLA!” And now she’s looking at me like I’m an insane person, like “how in the genuine fuck do you know that”. It’s my job to be pedantic about blatant historical revisionism, damnit. To be clear I’m not actually mad it’s called being FUNNY and DRAMATIC. I’m a SILLY GUY. It did give Sandra a good laugh, though. Guess I succeeded there, then! Uhh, the moral of the story is to always be pedantic about everything ever. Sorry that this entry isn’t as long or involved as the others, but it’s just been kind of slow lately. Yesterday was a little bad because of stuff and so and so. But don’t worry about it! It’s okay.